Maybe you can't afford to spend a week's wages on an original. Don't despair. There are plenty of affordable ways to get some art. Peruse the mirrors, mugs and scandalous artifacts below. If there's a product you'd like to see, email me.

Molly Crabapple products are showing up in an increasing number of boutiques on both coasts. If you're a retailer who'd like to carry my products, email me and I'll fill you in on wholesale information.

Wow - my very first book!

The official companion volume to the Williamsburg cabaret life-drawing class that has become an international phenomenon! Dr. Sketchy's Official Rainy Day Colouring Book is one part DIY handbook, one part activity book on acid, and one part history of the Sketch Revolution. To sweeten the broth, me and John Leavitt have added dozens of photos, paper dolls, colouring book pages and puppets of Amber Ray, Lolita Haze, Little Brooklyn, Audra Gwarskitty,and all your other favorite Dr. Sketchy's models. Nearly 100 illustrations.

For more info, go to www.drsketchy.com/book.php.

Published by Sepulculture Books
208 full colour pages, 5" x 8"
$20.00
Ships starting December 1, 2006

Accesories

6 dollars

NEW! Button Set

Like the trials of Dottie L, but don't have 450 to drop of the original? The button set is the next best thing.

Limited edition of 20.

14 dollars

NEW! Dottie Mirror Set

Look at your beautiful face! And if you're ugly, well, at least there's a hot clowngirl on the back. These Molly Crabapple mirrors keep you vain in style.

5 dollars

Lady Bottle Opener

Ladies don't drink, unless they're alone, or it tastes like candy. Besides, beer isn't drinking. Save your nails with a Molly Crabapple bottle opener.

5 dollars

Witch Bottle Opener

Fine mead or searing blindness. You'll never know unless you get the bottle open. Crack open gramma's bathtub gin with your very own Molly Crabapple bottle opener.

5 dollars

Suspicious Bottle Opener

Trying to poison a loved one? Can't get the top off his PBR? Fret no more. The Molly Crabapple bottle opener, friend to poisoners the world over.

5 dollars

Lady Mirror

Are you a Gibson Girl gone bad? Touch up that death-palor using Molly Crabapple's own mirror. Your suitors will thank you.

5 dollars

Gent Mirror

Tying a maiden to the tracks? Worried your mustache isn't as pointy as it could be? Molly Crabapple mirrors. For dasterdly fiends everywhere. Made by BadButtons.com

5 dollars

Witch Mirror

Trips to the powder room can be ever more fun with a Molly Crabapple mirror. If Kate Moss had one, she wouldn't be in this situation. Note: powder not included.